I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
welcome to deja vu club. the first rule of deja vu club is welcome to deja vu club
*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!
put it back
this is bigger than the moon landing
babies screaming when you’re out shopping
When my alarm goes off in the morning
this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why