pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.
pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie
turn down for what
That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
sometimes I want to listen to soft nice indie music and sometimes I want to listen to heavy metal rock and sometimes I want to listen to hardcore gangster rap and that’s just life
when u lose mom at the store
Blue Merle Australian Shepherd
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject