River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan
omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha
This is what heaven looks like…
trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
Girl: Come over
Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes
Girl: My parents arent home
Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit
"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"
Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle