death-by-pikachu:

nikaalexandra:

pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.

pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie

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telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

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chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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gothqirl:

sometimes I want to listen to soft nice indie music and sometimes I want to listen to heavy metal rock and sometimes I want to listen to hardcore gangster rap and that’s just life

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dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

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squarted:

when u lose mom at the storeimage

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awwww-cute:

Blue Merle Australian Shepherd

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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