posted 4 hours ago with 18,366 notes , via , source - reblog

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

posted 8 hours ago with 41,114 notes , via , source - reblog
posted 8 hours ago with 87,607 notes , via , source - reblog

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

image

posted 9 hours ago with 76,700 notes , via , source - reblog

ven0moth:

mom i need u to leave

posted 10 hours ago with 206,558 notes , via , source - reblog

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

posted 1 day ago with 318,875 notes , via , source - reblog

death-by-pikachu:

nikaalexandra:

pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.

pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie

posted 1 week ago with 115,797 notes , via , source - reblog

telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

posted 1 week ago with 187,264 notes , via , source - reblog

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

image

posted 1 week ago with 75,149 notes , via , source - reblog

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

posted 1 week ago with 93,355 notes , via , source - reblog

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

posted 1 week ago with 475,432 notes , via , source - reblog

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

posted 1 week ago with 372,987 notes , via , source - reblog

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

image

posted 1 week ago with 218,887 notes , via , source - reblog

gothqirl:

sometimes I want to listen to soft nice indie music and sometimes I want to listen to heavy metal rock and sometimes I want to listen to hardcore gangster rap and that’s just life

posted 1 week ago with 107,008 notes , via , source - reblog

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

posted 1 week ago with 174,988 notes , via , source - reblog
Credit